Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Fa ra ra ra ra...

Christmas Decorating Log
Day 27

I can no longer use my fingers due to the lacerations and arthritis that I incurred while fluffing 47 miles of garland. The dog is buried under a 7 ft. drift of fake snow. The incredibly bright c9 bulbs on the kitchen tree have given us all sunburn, and I'm pretty sure I have glitter lung. But it's festive. So f***ing festive...

Okay, so maybe it's not that bad. It really only took four days, and I've regained full use of my hands. We've started wearing sunglasses in the kitchen, but I'm still not sure what to do about this pesky glitter lung. (It's a real thing- look it up). But who cares- it's finally done!!!!

It kind of looks like Christmas projectile vomited all over my house, but no one can accuse us of not having the holiday spirit!! Would you like to join me on a holiday tour of home? Not really? Too bad! (And yes, the pictures are crappy. Sorry, the good camera is broken.)





Welcome! Please note the festive pot
of dead mums I forgot to remove!




The foyer theme is "psychedelic Grandma 
got run over by a reindeer"



Lovely!


AAArrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!


Shitter's full...



Sam, our stupid elf that no one believes
in, yet he still showed up. 

So bright you gotta wear shades!!
No, seriously, it's blinding. And hot.


Even the bathroom wasn't spared.


We added a new tree this year, 
because two just wasn't enough. 



Tuesday, November 21, 2017

What's Cookin'?

Happy Thanksgiving Eve Eve!!! I currently have 2 1/2 gallons of turkey brine cooling in my fridge, and I'm preparing for my second-favorite day of the year, Cooking Day!! Thanksgiving is obviously the best day of the year, but Cooking Day runs it a close second. That's when I put on my coziest yoga pants, tie on my apron, and spend the entire day in the kitchen preparing my Thanksgiving offerings in the glow of the Thankful tree. I figured I'd share some recipes with you and give you the chance to share your favorites or offer advice on the turkey-day prep.
So festive, and filled with gratitude!!


Let's start with the bird- after all, it's called Turkey Day for a reason!!! We have a totally awesome pellet smoker that we LOVE, so we're smoking the turkey this year. My husband and I have been researching smoker recipes for a week, and the one thing they all agree on is brine. Nobody wants a dry turkey, so our 16-pounder is spending the rest of the day in this beautifully fragrant brine. http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/my-favorite-turkey-brine/ I've used it before, and it can't be beat.

We're still deciding on the best method for smoking.I definitely don't want to lose those delicious drippings, so I think we're going to keep it in a roasting pan. And my husband bought some butter injector thing, so we're apparently going to shoot up our turkey like a heroin junkie. I'm still deciding on whether or not I'm going to do an herb mixture under the skin, or let the butter do its business. And then there's the carving quandary. Carve before refrigerating? Refrigerate whole and reheat and carve the next day? I'd welcome your input.

Dressing is a no-brainer. I use my mother-in-law's recipe because it's perfection. You take two bags of Pepperidge Farm herb stuffing and basically follow the recipe on the bag, only double the butter and chicken stock. Maybe it seems like cheating to start with a bag? I don't know, all I know is that it's DELICIOUS. And sure, there are lots of great dressing recipes out there, but if you're looking for something that's foolproof, I'd highly recommend this one.
Thanks, Nana!!!


Another thing that came to me with marriage was a love of cranberry sauce. It's not like I'd never seen it before I got married, but I'd never been really inspired to try that gelatinous can-shaped log. But I was a fool!!! Luckily, my husband remedied that on our first Thanksgiving and I've been a cranberry convert ever since. While I've got no complaints about the canned variety, I like to go a little fancier for the big day. So I go back to the Pioneer Woman (that girl's got Thanksgiving down!) for sauce that's so good my children eat it with a spoon. http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/cranberry-pomegranate-sauce/

Gravy is pretty basic- turkey drippings, flour, turkey stock, salt, and pepper. Sometimes I throw in white wine and thyme if I'm feeling fancy. The key is to make LOTS of it. I know a lot of folks use the neck and the giblets, but I just can't. Boiling the neck looks like boiling a big, old, wrinkled... nevermind, I just don't.

Once all that is done, it's time to start on my very favorite part- dessert!!! This year I'm making two sinfully delicious cheesecakes. The first is a chocolate chip cheesecake with an oreo crust and a sea-salt caramel topping. The other is a pecan pie/pumpkin cheesecake hybrid. Recipes are below, but I'm warning you- they're dangerously delicious.

Oh, and you might be wondering, "where are the sides??" No worries, there will be sides aplenty. We have a big crowd, so we do potluck. I'm taking care of the turkey, gravy, dressing, cranberry sauce and desserts, and leaving the rest to everyone else. But it couldn't be Thanksgiving without the sweet potato souffle' and broccoli casserole recipes handed down from my grandmother, or a newer favorite- my mom's cranberry apple casserole.

My Dad's favorite



Divine!!!


Mimi's recipes are the best


SherBear's specialty


I hope you enjoy some of these recipes, and that you have an absolutely amazing Thanksgiving! May your turkey be juicy and your family discussions friendly!


Chocolate Chip Cheesecake

Crust:
1 sleeve of Oreos crushed to fine crumbs
3 tablespoons melted butter

combine well and press firmly in the bottom of a springform pan.

Filling:
3 blocks of softened cream cheese
1 cup of sugar
3 eggs
1 teaspoon of vanilla (Trader Joe's bourbon vanilla if you've got it)
1 1/2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips

Beat cream cheese and sugar until fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well between each, beat in vanilla, then fold in chocolate chips. Bake at 350* for about an hour or until the edges are set. Cool to room temperature and refrigerate.

Topping: 
You can use the one in this recipe http://jessicaerinjarrell.blogspot.com/2016/01/salted-caramel-chocolate-chip-cheesecake.html or you can do what I do- use a jar of fleur de sel caramel sauce from Trader Joe's. 

Spread it over the chilled cheesecake and watch your family devour it.


Pumpkin Pecan Cheesecake

Crust:
1 1/2 cups gingersnaps crushed to fine crumbs
3 tablespoons melted butter

Combine well and press firmly into springform pan

Pecan pie layer:
3 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 cup chopped pecans, toasted
2 eggs lightly beaten
1/3cup light corn syrup
3/4 cup of flour
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
pinch of salt
1 tablespoon bourbon
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
 
In a small saucepan, combine the butter, brown sugar, corn syrup and salt. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly, and boil for 1 minute, Remove from heat and stir in nuts, bourbon, and vanilla. Set aside to cool slightly. Whisk beaten eggs into filling until smooth. Pour over gingersnap crust.

Cheesecake layer:
3 blocks of softened cream cheese
1 1/2 cups sugar
3 eggs
1 can of pureed pumpkin (not pumpkin pie filling!!)
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, 
1/8 teaspoon nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Beat cream cheese and sugar until fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each. Beat in pumpkin, spices and vanilla. Pour over pecan layer. Bake at 350* for one hour or until edges are set. Cool to room temp and refrigerate. If it cracks, no big deal. Top it with some whipped cream before serving!






Monday, November 13, 2017

Holi-Dazed and Confused

It's that time of year where you never know what holiday you'll see represented if you take a walk through your neighborhood. The majority of mine is very Thanksgiving- mums, decorative gourds, your various autumn splendor, but we've got a few errant jack-o-lanterns lurking around, and I did spy a sneaky reindeer on a front porch this morning. Such is to be expected during the holidaze.

I had Halloween packed up before noon on November first, and am currently rocking some decorative pumpkins and a pot of mostly-dead mums. It's festive.

But I realized I never posted our Halloween finery- and it was pretty awesome if I do say so myself. So let's rewind a couple of weeks to check out the spooky mantle and terrifying trick-or-treaters....



and the horrifying haunted house!!
Not so scary during the day, but at night...




I spent the day of Halloween freehanding scary silhouettes and chasing my kids down to trace them, then taping them into the windows for an awesomely creepy effect. I was pretty pleased with the overall effect, and will hopefully make it even more spooktacular next year.
My twins are always losing their heads...


Now the ghosts are gone, and I'm preparing for my favorite holiday- Thanksgiving. What could possibly be better than Thanksgiving? It has everything- food, family, decorations, multiple pies... But while I'm talking turkey, several of my nearest and dearest (you know who you are) are already dreaming of a white Christmas while rocking around the Christmas tree with their jingle bells.

Early decorators, bless their hearts. I've always considered them the scourge of humanity, and basically everything that's wrong with the world. But this year, I'm feeling slightly less hostile. Because y'all the world is feeling a little scary right now. Ever since we put an Oompa Loompa with a god complex in the highest office in the land, things feel more unstable than they have in a long time. And while this is not the place for a political rant about all the things I'd trust more than the current "leadership," (a monkey in a clever hat, Old Yeller- with the hydrophobia, egg salad that's been in my trunk for three days in August, steak from the Dollar Tree...), I think many of us will agree that the world doesn't feel very kind right now.

And nothing shows more love, humanity, and kindness than Christmas. So when I see more early decorators than ever in my facebook feed, I get it. We need a little Christmas- maybe not this very minute, but whatever works for you. Instead of rolling my eyes and huffing a sigh of disgust, I'm shrugging my shoulders and saying, "whatever. Shine on, you crazy diamond." And while my many, MANY boxes of decorations will stay packed until Black Friday, I will fully admit to a little Christmas crafting...
Maybe you can have Christmas without a glittery
village for your powder room, but I can't.


Whatever you're currently celebrating- whether you're still surrounded by Halloween candy, planning your Thanksgiving feast, or wrapping presents like a jolly little elf, I hope your Holidaze are happy!!